May 2013
biologytextbook:
*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view
April 2013
unconditionalloving:
loliconprince:
me trying to get attention
dead
Dancing as a kid.
sodamnrelatable:
When I was a kid, we danced like..
Today’s kids dance like..
breakfreefromreality:
starkidnutty:
Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.
#she looks like she just found a unicorn
I would look like that if I met the Queen of Genovia too.
