February 2011
Wakkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
avantgardefiona:
lovelosttaylor:
Is a wack ass rapper. Get that shit off my dash. I can’t stand that negro. Having half the negros in my school tryna get dreads now. The fuck? Nigga raps about NOTHING wrapped in SHIT okay? Now if you mad lmao you can unfollow me it’s whatever. OH LE’T DO IT! Fuck out hereeeee
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
torinbeast:
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
The awkward moment when you see your ex with...
I wish Tumblr was connected to our closets and...
On the 14th of February, What if:
alyaae:
Someone confessed to me
Someone gave me chocolates
Someone gave me letters
Someone gave me roses
Someone asked me on a date
yeah right?:P
When you're in bed, it's night, and you hear a...
DEMONS. GHOSTS. PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. THE RAKE. WHERE’S THE SALT.
YOU'RE SINGLE?!
HOLD UP!
I find it cute when boys,
fuuuitstina:
Make weird faces
Say “aww”
Asks how your day was
Act dumb
Doesn’t care about their appearance if they are ugly or not
Play with their younger siblings
When they dance ridiculous
Lick their lips
Get frustrated
When someone cute calls me cute...
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
Bitch just say my name.
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
justinbieberthinks:
When you’re crying
Expectation:
Reality:
Giving your crush a sexy look
Expectation:
Reality:
Trying to get someone’s attention
Expectation:
Reality:
Being surprised
Expectation:
Reality:
Eating normally
Expectation:
Reality:
orangeisthebestcolorever:
SpongeBob: A...
How old is Spongebob? Well in the Spongebob movie...
fuuuitstina:
ushleymarie:
sammifajardo:
christineashleyagra:
calmyotitz:
ashanteebaby:
kushkickschicks:
alwaysomer:
-pandabear:
staciiiannee:
baleenmorning:
sunlightsunshinee:
AND HE CAN’T EVEN DRIVE? FUCK, SPONGEBOB, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
(via matthewhimself)
LOL
January 2011
This is why I don't tell my mom shit. She doesn't...
This bitch ass teacher gave me a referral and detention for no reason and she’s gettin mad at me because I “talked back to the teacher”. What the fuck you want me to do! You just want this dumb teacher to get me in trouble and not say nothin! Fuck that shit. That’s why I don’t express shit to my mom cuz she doesn’t understand. All she wants to do is tell me what...
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
That awkward moment when your toys make 3 movies...
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS....
lookingatallornothing:
it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck.
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
Relavent
When guys can dougie...
turn on.
just had to get that out.
