March 2011
Congratulations! You've won a new Toyota...
eighth-horcrux:
holyhippogriffs:
grangerdanger-:
musicalnrdfghtr:
kylielovee:
jellyfilledcondoms:
giant-squid-of-awesome:
rosemariesays:
Expectation:
Reality:
lmao oh god oh god
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
LOLOLOLOL.
omg TOY YODA
When people say they "don't really listen to...
aurevoir-shosanna:
What is the point of your existence?
When you're waiting for your fave part of a song...
Hold up!
It’s coming….
Wait for it…
NOW!
People in school are like why are you so quiet,...
February 2011
I don't like Lady Gaga at all. she's not...
letusgetnaked:
When self-proclaimed lesbians get boyfriends:
powercunt:
First Wiz Khalifa dyes a patch of hair blonde now...
I call it the Amber Rose effect.
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When someone stares at me while I'm eating:
jojoantoinette:
lifestylesoftheyoungandshameless:
jackbarakatisgod:
andwerealldeadnow-:
steff-uh-knee:
If it’s some stranger:
If it’s my crush:
The many expressions of Chris Brown....
cblover332:
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*cell phone rings*
prettygirlsstandup:
*HOUSE PHONE RINGS*
EXACTLY
Especially if “All of The Boys” , my boyfriends ringtone or “Runaway” my best friends ringtone
FACT: Girls who smile alot are usually freaks in...
glamourfashionhoex:
omg really
REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
Organics-atarian!
So I’ve recently made the decision to no lonber eat jist regular meat and things. I will only eat mostly organic foods. I watched Food Inc. and it just made me rethink what I put inside of my body. Not many people think that I can do it and they are always criticizing me. But I’m gonna do it and be strong. I know that I may cheat a little but it’ll be okay. So I went to Publix...
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
omfgmelodyy:
thesealboywasmurdered:
iguessitsme:
thats how i was when i first started driving lol
When you pass a test you thought you would fail.
smokedxonewithteyanataylor:
loveandjealousy:
Your like, FUCK YEAH!
this
Why do ugly chicks think wearing more makeup will...
aybaybayitslouie:
I mean you’re ugly already. Now you’re ugly and look like you were just in a clown orgy.
Years from now I will show my kids this little...
iihope:
“Mom! You were so love struck…and horny”
and I’ll be like:
“Geez mom, you hated a lot of bitches”
and I’ll be like:
“Mom? What IS air?”
and I’ll be like:
“Mom, they had unicorns back then?!”
and I’ll be like:
“Mom, You were so WEIRD”
and I’ll be like:
“Mom, I finally understand why you’re you”
Anonymously message me exactly what type of person...
icamefromanothergalaxy:
PLEASE ;D
Don't feel stupid anymore
LMFAOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHA