When you can't get that one photo right.
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You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
What I think when kids in my class read
shessonatural: That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a...
classandstyle: paradox-pentagram: relleeworld: freakyfootbruh: Sweet Baby Jesus…icant missinglinc: sj87: believeinyourflyness: mkzsupreme: poeticdeefect: thatmitchsaywhat: therenaissanceratchet: hot-diggity-dawg: I refuse to get off of this floor laughing. alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight what type of person records this shit? Aye ¡Dios mío! I No puede ! this...
hoyitzroyy: videohall: Some awesome life hacks, that actually is useful THE STYLUS WORKS
filemeunderfunky: this is ringo and he howls cutely look at him go
adriofthedead: spongeboobkinkypants: araneaserket: snoop dogg changed his name to snoop lion jfc i thought this was a joke and then i looked it up what the hell “snoop lion” doesn’t even make any sense
georgeanthony: LMAOOOO MOMMA GOT WANGIES
chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
When I realize that I have five minutes longer to...
WHEN I TAKE A SIP OF MY FAVORITE DRINK